Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Dear Chihuahua of Fear....

Dear Chihuahua of Fear,

     Have you ever watched "True Blood"? Well I am the Alcide around here (except Joe Manganiello is hot- I mean seriously have you seen those abs? Oh and I am not a guy- so yeah, I am the female Alcide.) I digress. You, little chihuahua are trying to cause problems in the pack. And that is not cool. Do you want to get squashed like a little bug?

     Trouble makers aren't going to make it in this pack. You either need to learn your place or I am going to go all wolf on a rabbit on you. So here are some things you need to understand:
1. You only need to show up when needed- ie. Dangerous situations.
2. My dream is bigger than you so don't try to take it over (wolf/rabbit).
3. You are only needed in small amounts (I mean you are a chihuahua right) to remind me that my dream is bigger than me and I need help with it. BUT DON'T OVERSTEP EVER!

    You got all that? You want to be part of this pack? Then you need to follow the rules. Otherwise you are gone. I will replace you with a hamster. Don't try me.

Thanks so much!


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